Parents Bad? 

Are we really that bad of parents for sending our kids outside for an hour to play once a week while we ignore them and watch Breaking Bad? I mean there are way worse parents out there, I'm just sure of it. 

Swarts

Ugh! It smells like Swarts in here! I spend time every week volunteering at my children's elementary school. I've decided that these classrooms full of small children and their little butts coming in and out of recess equals the lovely smell of sweat and farts. Yep, sweaty farts is exactly the word to describe it. Its pretty gross.  

Addicted??!?

I believe everyone has an addiction...yes, everyone. Maybe you don't know what yours is but you have one. There is something that you do or like way to much, you think you can't live without it. You think you may seriously die if you don't get it. You shake, convulse and can't stop thinking about it. Do you want to know mine?

Oh Boy! Oh Boy! 

Yep, that's chocolate chip cookie dough. And I'm not just talking about any dough. It's got to be homemade and preferably mine. I don't really care for the final project...I mean cookies are good and all but they don't make me feel the way this cookie dough does. Because of this addiction I could never work in a cookie store, I'd be really fat and fired. They'd also only have a few cookies to sale because I ate all the dough while putting it on the cookie sheet. This is also why I don't have sugar or flour in my home on a regular basis. It's true. 

What's In A Name? 

So these barbecue places have been popping up all around named Dickeys. Really? Dickeys? What kind of name is this? You've already given us a market and sporting good store. I guess the name Dick came from Richard? How did Richard turn into Dick? Does a Richard own these restaurants and stores? Why do you want to be called Dick? If you don't care for someone you may say...Oh, yea...him? He's a big dick! Why big? Shouldn't it be small?