Normal things I do that my husband rolls his eyes or shakes his head at daily. I take coffee with me in a glass mug in the car in the morning (yes, we have travel mugs but I prefer it this way), I use Pam cooking spray, I pay money to run and bike races that I will never win, I have a lot of running shoes and need more, I pick up the kitchen rugs to sweep but won't really sweep for a few days, I don't want to change my bike tire when I have him to do it, I think all dishes can go in the dishwasher and they will fit and why would I wash them by hand when I have a dishwasher also I think I am super funny but he doesn't think I am as funny as I think I am.