Old Lady?

I spent several hours yesterday trying on Levi's. You put them on and think perfect but then you have to do the sit down test. I sit down and yes, my whole bum pops up and out of my pants. I kept thinking is it me? Am I just an old lady now?  I even asked the adorable, young sales clerks these questions and they informed me its just, like the way, you know, that.... they like make them now. Yes, its true that I fall asleep every time I watch a movie, pee my pants when I jump on the trampoline, run with compression socks on and enjoy a nice glass of metamucil once in a while but I don't think I am an old lady. I don't want high waisted Mom jeans but just some that will cover my ass when I bend over!