Happy Anniversary Babe!

As our 19th anniversary approaches I was going to say how wonderful, amazing and blah, blah, blah that you are honey. Then I decided that's boring. So instead here is my list of the top 10 annoying things you do. 
1. You think all your opinions are facts. This is false. 
2. Your gagging and vomiting noises during my shows. I watch good quality television. 
3. The way you move the pillows dramatically off the bed every night. You act like your moving slabs of cement. When the bed is made those 13 pillows look beautiful.
4. Reaching over, pushing all the keys and messing up my texting. I'm conducting important business.
5. Eating whatever you want like a complete pig on the weekends while making me feel like if I do, then I too...will be skinny like you.
6. Waking me up in the night while your looking for tums singing the TTTTTTUMS song because you ate chips and salsa before bed.....again.
7. Kicking everyone's butt when it comes to any physical activity even when you haven't trained. It's ridick!
8. Starting a house project but never finishing it because well, there is skiing, biking, skipping and singing to the dog that needs to be done first.
9. Controlling my window in the car because you think I should be hot and I'm cold. I'm a mature adult and can be in charge of my own window.
10. Asking me if my period is coming ....when it is not.