These 5 reasons are stupid. Here are 5 real reason why someone wouldn't want to bike with their significant other.
1. You kick my butt with ease while showing off and doing wheelies...while I'm slowly dying.....you think going lightning speed is natural.
2. You wait....and wait for me to catch up....then ask me 10 times if I'm okay....uh..yes, I'm good. Except that I just feel like punching you in the face.
3. Once I'm caught up....you then proceed to tell me how slow I am and that the mountain is gonna close because we are taking so long! Anyone and Everyone in the world that bikes is now done and has been for hours.
4. I then call you a rotten name!
5. Once we finish you ask if I want to go do it again real quick?!?
1. You kick my butt with ease while showing off and doing wheelies...while I'm slowly dying.....you think going lightning speed is natural.
2. You wait....and wait for me to catch up....then ask me 10 times if I'm okay....uh..yes, I'm good. Except that I just feel like punching you in the face.
3. Once I'm caught up....you then proceed to tell me how slow I am and that the mountain is gonna close because we are taking so long! Anyone and Everyone in the world that bikes is now done and has been for hours.
4. I then call you a rotten name!
5. Once we finish you ask if I want to go do it again real quick?!?
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