Just Eat It!!

We don't eat out a lot and we definitely don't eat at McDonald's. While on a road trip we stopped by McDonald's to grab a quick breakfast. We handed the kids their food and they looked at it in disgust. We've trained them so well that they moaned and groaned about the disgusting food. My husband and I yelled "just eat it!!" as we yelled we looked at each other and started laughing. What kind of parents have to yell at their kids to eat McDonald's. Kids love that crap....except mine. 

All By Myself............

I was all ready to run my 8 miles this morning, go to hit play on the Ipod and all I hear is silence. What?!? Um....Hello?!? Its dead........could it have anything to do with the little ride it took in the washing machine....probably. So I think, I can do this....right? Psh...I've never ran without music...one time won't kill me. So I reluctantly begin running. About 20 feet in..... my mind begins racing......it's thinking about all kinds of crap......and I don't like it one bit....After a mile in I decide not to take my original turn because there is no way in hell I am running this 8 miles without music.....It just can't be done. So I aim for 4 miles instead. I did it....it was slow and torturous.....and I discovered that I annoy myself......I don't want to hear myself breath and pant........I don't like thinking that much.........and that was way too much time to spend with myself. Today, I am very thankful for music in the world. 

Stupid Exercise 

I exercise often, some think too much but I think its a normal amount. The other day I wasn't in the mood to exercise at all. I went for a 2 mile walk with the family and that was plenty for me.  I had that small nagging feeling that I should ride my bike to pick up the car that my husband abandoned that morning on his bike ride. I didn't want to but that stupid small voice kept saying "just do it!" Ugh! fine. I angrily got my bike and noticed the seat was too high and needed to be adjusted so I started looking for a thingy. After 20 minutes of looking I was unsuccessful and angrily put my bike away, grabbed my keys and started walking. After a 1 1/2 miles I thought this is stupid, I don't want to walk I should call the hubs to come get me but realized I didn't even bring my phone. Sigh,... I guess I could run now then I won't have to tomorrow, except that only lasted for 1 minute before I realized I didn't have a running bra on and the ladies were everywhere. So I continued to walk and laugh at myself for such stupidity and ended up walking 7 miles to the car. It was exhausting since I wasn't in the mood. Once I got home hubs was worried and wondered what took so long. Apparently I should have asked him for help and he would had directed me to Allen Wrench, whoever he is. 

It was a dark night....late too...close to 8:00 p.m. and I couldn't take the windshield wiper fluid light blinking at me anymore. I decided to take matters into my own hands..and a funnel. I was proud until I noticed the light wasn't going off. How can this be? It must be broken or could it be that I put it in the brake fluid filler upper thingy?

I'm At My Wits End! 

I said it.....I said those dreadful Mom words today. When I heard them come out of my mouth I was appalled. Seriously? I thought with a smile.....I can't believe that I just said that.....I'm not positive but I think I was even shaking my head and had my hands on my hip. I remember when my Mom would say that and I'd think..what? what are you talking about? I don't know what that means but I think your a lunatic.....Time for a break.

Whoever came up with this?!?!

I finally decided to try this Netipot thingy to help my explosive face, I mean sinuses and I gotta say its not that bad....if you don't mind drowning in your own face.

Cool Cat

I keep telling myself that I am still cool and hip even tho I want my levi's to cover my bum when I bend over (whys it so hard to find them?) even if I get annoyed by the snowboarders mouths around my boys while skiing (inside I'm laughing) , even if I can only jump on the trampoline for a minute or I'll pee my pants, even if I run with compression socks on, fall asleep sitting up and enjoy a nice glass of metamucil once in a while. I am fun, cool and totally with it although I just noticed I used the word hip..............