Normal things I do that my husband rolls his eyes or shakes his head at daily. I take coffee with me in a glass mug in the car in the morning (yes, we have travel mugs but I prefer it this way), I use Pam cooking spray, I pay money to run and bike races that I will never win, I have a lot of running shoes and need more, I pick up the kitchen rugs to sweep but won't really sweep for a few days, I don't want to change my bike tire when I have him to do it, I think all dishes can go in the dishwasher and they will fit and why would I wash them by hand when I have a dishwasher also I think I am super funny but he doesn't think I am as funny as I think I am.

Daily Stupidity

Here are few stupid things I have done today: wore two differ colors of the same shoe, washed my car with the passenger window down, used the word "damn" that my 4 yr old is now repeating, sent an email 50 times to the wrong person-no wonder she wasn't getting it, went shopping at Walmart-need I say more.

I can see.....I can see!! 

After 3 different times in the last month of red, blurry, teary, itchy bright red eye that felt like a knife was stuck in it, lots of crying, headaches, several hours spent in the dark, extreme grumpiness, $100 worth of new makeup, 3 different Drs., 2 days of missed work (when I only work 1 day a week), several pirate jokes thrown my way, wasted 3 pairs of contacts, washed sheets..pillows..etc several billion times while wondering wth?!?, $150 in co-pays, several days of ugly no-makeup wearing glasses girl, several hours wondering...am I just a dirty girl?, 1 large chocolate shake, antibiotics, steroids, eye drops and 1 husband ready to divorce my whiney butt... Today I can see color, faces and this beautiful world again. I guess I use my eyes more than I thought and I am thankful to have them and will never take them for granted.

Parents Bad? 

Are we really that bad of parents for sending our kids outside for an hour to play once a week while we ignore them and watch Breaking Bad? I mean there are way worse parents out there, I'm just sure of it. 

Swarts

Ugh! It smells like Swarts in here! I spend time every week volunteering at my children's elementary school. I've decided that these classrooms full of small children and their little butts coming in and out of recess equals the lovely smell of sweat and farts. Yep, sweaty farts is exactly the word to describe it. Its pretty gross.  

Addicted??!?

I believe everyone has an addiction...yes, everyone. Maybe you don't know what yours is but you have one. There is something that you do or like way to much, you think you can't live without it. You think you may seriously die if you don't get it. You shake, convulse and can't stop thinking about it. Do you want to know mine?

Oh Boy! Oh Boy! 

Yep, that's chocolate chip cookie dough. And I'm not just talking about any dough. It's got to be homemade and preferably mine. I don't really care for the final project...I mean cookies are good and all but they don't make me feel the way this cookie dough does. Because of this addiction I could never work in a cookie store, I'd be really fat and fired. They'd also only have a few cookies to sale because I ate all the dough while putting it on the cookie sheet. This is also why I don't have sugar or flour in my home on a regular basis. It's true. 

What's In A Name? 

So these barbecue places have been popping up all around named Dickeys. Really? Dickeys? What kind of name is this? You've already given us a market and sporting good store. I guess the name Dick came from Richard? How did Richard turn into Dick? Does a Richard own these restaurants and stores? Why do you want to be called Dick? If you don't care for someone you may say...Oh, yea...him? He's a big dick! Why big? Shouldn't it be small?