It was a dark night....late too...close to 8:00 p.m. and I couldn't take the windshield wiper fluid light blinking at me anymore. I decided to take matters into my own hands..and a funnel. I was proud until I noticed the light wasn't going off. How can this be? It must be broken or could it be that I put it in the brake fluid filler upper thingy?

I'm At My Wits End! 

I said it.....I said those dreadful Mom words today. When I heard them come out of my mouth I was appalled. Seriously? I thought with a smile.....I can't believe that I just said that.....I'm not positive but I think I was even shaking my head and had my hands on my hip. I remember when my Mom would say that and I'd think..what? what are you talking about? I don't know what that means but I think your a lunatic.....Time for a break.

Whoever came up with this?!?!

I finally decided to try this Netipot thingy to help my explosive face, I mean sinuses and I gotta say its not that bad....if you don't mind drowning in your own face.

Cool Cat

I keep telling myself that I am still cool and hip even tho I want my levi's to cover my bum when I bend over (whys it so hard to find them?) even if I get annoyed by the snowboarders mouths around my boys while skiing (inside I'm laughing) , even if I can only jump on the trampoline for a minute or I'll pee my pants, even if I run with compression socks on, fall asleep sitting up and enjoy a nice glass of metamucil once in a while. I am fun, cool and totally with it although I just noticed I used the word hip..............

Normal things I do that my husband rolls his eyes or shakes his head at daily. I take coffee with me in a glass mug in the car in the morning (yes, we have travel mugs but I prefer it this way), I use Pam cooking spray, I pay money to run and bike races that I will never win, I have a lot of running shoes and need more, I pick up the kitchen rugs to sweep but won't really sweep for a few days, I don't want to change my bike tire when I have him to do it, I think all dishes can go in the dishwasher and they will fit and why would I wash them by hand when I have a dishwasher also I think I am super funny but he doesn't think I am as funny as I think I am.

Daily Stupidity

Here are few stupid things I have done today: wore two differ colors of the same shoe, washed my car with the passenger window down, used the word "damn" that my 4 yr old is now repeating, sent an email 50 times to the wrong person-no wonder she wasn't getting it, went shopping at Walmart-need I say more.

I can see.....I can see!! 

After 3 different times in the last month of red, blurry, teary, itchy bright red eye that felt like a knife was stuck in it, lots of crying, headaches, several hours spent in the dark, extreme grumpiness, $100 worth of new makeup, 3 different Drs., 2 days of missed work (when I only work 1 day a week), several pirate jokes thrown my way, wasted 3 pairs of contacts, washed sheets..pillows..etc several billion times while wondering wth?!?, $150 in co-pays, several days of ugly no-makeup wearing glasses girl, several hours wondering...am I just a dirty girl?, 1 large chocolate shake, antibiotics, steroids, eye drops and 1 husband ready to divorce my whiney butt... Today I can see color, faces and this beautiful world again. I guess I use my eyes more than I thought and I am thankful to have them and will never take them for granted.