I'm At My Wits End! 

I said it.....I said those dreadful Mom words today. When I heard them come out of my mouth I was appalled. Seriously? I thought with a smile.....I can't believe that I just said that.....I'm not positive but I think I was even shaking my head and had my hands on my hip. I remember when my Mom would say that and I'd think..what? what are you talking about? I don't know what that means but I think your a lunatic.....Time for a break.

Whoever came up with this?!?!

I finally decided to try this Netipot thingy to help my explosive face, I mean sinuses and I gotta say its not that bad....if you don't mind drowning in your own face.

Cool Cat

I keep telling myself that I am still cool and hip even tho I want my levi's to cover my bum when I bend over (whys it so hard to find them?) even if I get annoyed by the snowboarders mouths around my boys while skiing (inside I'm laughing) , even if I can only jump on the trampoline for a minute or I'll pee my pants, even if I run with compression socks on, fall asleep sitting up and enjoy a nice glass of metamucil once in a while. I am fun, cool and totally with it although I just noticed I used the word hip..............

Normal things I do that my husband rolls his eyes or shakes his head at daily. I take coffee with me in a glass mug in the car in the morning (yes, we have travel mugs but I prefer it this way), I use Pam cooking spray, I pay money to run and bike races that I will never win, I have a lot of running shoes and need more, I pick up the kitchen rugs to sweep but won't really sweep for a few days, I don't want to change my bike tire when I have him to do it, I think all dishes can go in the dishwasher and they will fit and why would I wash them by hand when I have a dishwasher also I think I am super funny but he doesn't think I am as funny as I think I am.

Daily Stupidity

Here are few stupid things I have done today: wore two differ colors of the same shoe, washed my car with the passenger window down, used the word "damn" that my 4 yr old is now repeating, sent an email 50 times to the wrong person-no wonder she wasn't getting it, went shopping at Walmart-need I say more.

I can see.....I can see!! 

After 3 different times in the last month of red, blurry, teary, itchy bright red eye that felt like a knife was stuck in it, lots of crying, headaches, several hours spent in the dark, extreme grumpiness, $100 worth of new makeup, 3 different Drs., 2 days of missed work (when I only work 1 day a week), several pirate jokes thrown my way, wasted 3 pairs of contacts, washed sheets..pillows..etc several billion times while wondering wth?!?, $150 in co-pays, several days of ugly no-makeup wearing glasses girl, several hours wondering...am I just a dirty girl?, 1 large chocolate shake, antibiotics, steroids, eye drops and 1 husband ready to divorce my whiney butt... Today I can see color, faces and this beautiful world again. I guess I use my eyes more than I thought and I am thankful to have them and will never take them for granted.

Parents Bad? 

Are we really that bad of parents for sending our kids outside for an hour to play once a week while we ignore them and watch Breaking Bad? I mean there are way worse parents out there, I'm just sure of it.